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Consultant to the Chief

After having gotten that last email from a banker, it is quite gratifying to now get one from an actual consultant to the chief, and we're talking the chief of the whole darn country! Of course this chief was implicated in the "sudden assasination" of former Chief Ige. That makes me wonder what a long protracted assasination would be like.

Grade: C
Comments: Duba was nice enough to provide his phone number which is much more personal than the usual email address. It is also great that Dubba has the mandate of "Chief Mrs Bola Ige, wife of the late Attoney-general." To be really honest though, I am having a hard time saying Chief Ige without a chuckle. I think a more serious name is definitely in order. Offering to negotiate the commission is a nice touch.

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Dear

My name is H.DUBA YOUNG ESQ, having gotten your contact from a reliable source [you call Google a reliable source?] ,I am moved to confide in you this very important issue and it's my believe that you will give it the serious attention, confidentiality and urgency that it demands. I am a consultant to late CHIEF BOLA IGE, former Minister of Justice in Nigeria, due to problems the Ige family is currently suffering under the present civilian government of president OLUSEGUN OBASANJO whose government was rumoured to have a hand in Chief Ige's sudden assasination [aren't most assasinations sudden?] , I have the mandate of Chief Mrs Bola Ige, wife of the late Attoney-general and now head of the Ige family to seek your permission to transfer some monetary assets into your care. The family is willing to enter into negotiation with you regarding your commission percentage, so could you please contact me immediately for details, my phone number is +225 07 61 02 94 [Ok, I'm guessing I can't call collect]

Thanks and looking forward to hearing from you.

H.DUBA YOUNG ESQ.